Tuesday Twaddle

I was reading this morning and I ran across this little gem. I thought I would share it. It is from some material I have from Anne Graham Lotz.

 

Age 6---- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Age 9----I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.

Age 12---- I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up.

 

Age 25---- I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there.

Age 30---- I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

Age 40----I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.

 

Age 50---- I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things:
                   a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas lights.

Age 60---- I've learned that making a living is not the same thing and making a life.

Age 70--- I've learned that you shouldn't go though life with a catcher's mitt on both hands.
                 You need to throw something back.

Age 80----I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

Age 90----I've learned that I still have a lots to learn.

I thought this was cute. They all made me think. I hope they give you a chuckle. Have a lovely Tuesday.

~Kim~

 

" Do to others as you would have them do to you."
Luke 6:31